Today, I got to join the great minds represented on the Lunch Money page of Frequently Asked Questions. This is one of the real perks of my job. Now, when I begin to lose pathetically at conventions, I can change rules on the fly with confidence and then justify myself in the FAQ weeks later. Hooray!
Meanwhile, I'm worried about John. He just keeps standing in the warehouse door gazing at the horizon like it was the sea. He can't be waiting for his lost love, because Michelle's just a few feet away in her office. No, he's waiting for En Route II.